The Band

  • Kevin, The Dad ~ Lead Vocals
  • The Lady ~ Income, Budget, Vocals
  • Doodlebug, Five Year Old Daughter ~ Vocals, Big Yellow Horn, Magic Wand Guitar
  • The Little Man, Three Year Old Son ~ Alligator Piano, Various Percussion, Ear Tubes
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November 2007

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Tripping Down South

As it has been documented, the family was down in Louisiana for the Thanksgiving tour.  We stayed at my mother's house in Baton Rouge, my hometown. 

I always feel odd going back to Baton Rouge, I'm not 100% sure why I feel that way, I just do.  Maybe it's because I so wanted to leave there in my youth, because I didn't really feel independent until leaving there, or because I can start sweating by just standing outside in November.  Perhaps all of those things together contribute to the feeling, but I try to control the sweating by only going down there between the months of November and February, this time I was just dealt a hot and humid hand.

Luckily, we had direct flights both ways from CVG to BTR.  Unluckily, The Little Man was horrible on the flight down.  Everything the kid could do on a first time flight he did.  He screamed, kicked the seat in front of him (thank goodness no one was in it), kept slamming the shade down on the window, spilled something, dropped toys on the floor and so on.  We were on a small plane so there were two seats on each side of the ailse, so it came to a point where Doodlebug and I, which were sitting across the aisle from The Lady and The Little Man, just started giving them the snake eyes like we didn't know them.  At one point, I told Doodlebug to look over and tell that woman to control her child, which she did.  It was funny for about a second, then the young man continued being a royal pain in the backside.  The flight to London back in March seemed like a walk in the park compared to the hour and forty minutes that hell ride lasted.  Funny how kids can throw a wrench into situations sometimes.

Once we got settled in at my mom's house, which took us no longer than twenty minutes, we said, "so long suckers!" and left the kids with her for some funtime and so we could forget about that flight.  Nothing shakes off a stressful flight better than a cup of crab & corn bisque, followed by a fried shrimp & catfish platter, all washed down with sweet tea, from Parrain's.

The sun had gone down by the time we had arrived for our stay in Baton Rouge and I had heard lots of views about how Katrina changed my hometown, but I was eager to take a look after some time had passed to see what has going on there.  As far as my odd feeling returning home, that was the biggest contributor now.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

There Is A Panda In Our House

When we returned from our trip to Louisiana there was a guest waiting for us.

Robopanda was here.

The folks at 360 Public Relations sent me a sample of the new toy from WowWee Robotics

I have to say I'm very intrigued by this panda, it's bigger than I thought it would be, and now that we are getting settled back in at home, we will spend some time with it and let you know what we think.

No bamboo required, just six C and four AA batteries.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Thanks Mom

I just realized this morning that I didn't really change many diapers last week, thanks mom.

This morning The Little Man put me back to work in grand fashion.  The kid is disgusting and he stinks. 

I have no idea how our house got so messy in less than 24 hours of being home from the Thanksgiving tour.

Once I get things straight and rested up, there are stories to tell about our trip. 

Stay tuned.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving From Louisiana

We are having a wonderful time down in the homeland, although I can't believe I used to live in this humidity.  It finally cooled off a bit today, but everyday before this has been hot (around 85 degrees) and humid.

We went to a nice Thanksgiving gathering today that featured seven fried turkeys, four different types of dressing, two different versions of Louisiana sweet potatoes, numerous other side dishes and various desserts, featuring the southern standards, banana pudding and pecan pie.  The feast was held at the custom built home of one of my mother's step sons.  The home, that was built by the gentleman, is amazing and looked like it was straight from the pages of Architectural Digest or something.

I have not put a healthy bite of food in my mouth since we arrived here.  I don't figure I will tomorrow, as we go to a huge tailgate party, prior to the Arkansas at LSU game.

LSU Tiger fans are all in an uproar over speculation that Les Miles, there head football coach, will be heading to Michigan to coach the Wolverines.  It's huge news here and people are getting passionate.  I'm sure it will be a big talk around the tailgates tomorrow.

I hope that you and yours had a nice day. 

Now if you excuse me, I need to get a crane to come pick me up since I am still stuffed from the feast.  It's time to give baths and get these children to bed.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Thanks For Reading....Or Listening?

We are coming up on the time of thanks, and to thank you for wasting a little portion of your day with me, I have installed these buttons that allow you listen to my post from an audio reader.

If anything, there is some comedy involved.

Again, I thank you for taking the time to see what's going on with me, and hope all is well with you and yours.

Now, feel free to hit a button and listen to the reader say things like, drop a deuce.

Have a good week!

Flying South

I was on the phone last night, talking to my old high school friend that I will see when back in my hometown, and part of the conversation went a little something like this.

Me ~ We fly in on Saturday night.  I'm not looking very forward to that.

Prom Date ~ I don't see what the big deal is, you flew all the way to London earlier this year.

Me ~ Right, that was just two grown folks.

Prom Date ~ Ohhh...right, right.  You are the people I don't want to be anywhere near on the plane.  After the flight I would be talking to a complete stranger leaving the gate, saying something like, "Good grief, what about those two crazy kids and that sweaty fat guy!"

Me ~ Thanks, I'm sweating right now just thinking about it.

So, we leave for Thanksgiving Tour 2007 tomorrow.  It will be a wild trip through south Louisiana. 

A few things I can guarantee you.

  • We will eat lots of things that have been battered and deep fried, that were once living in water.
  • I will drink some products from Abita .
  • We will be in the greatest place to see a college football game on Friday, November 23rd, when LSU hosts Arkansas.
  • I will not be very talkative at my 20 year high school reunion, I will mostly people watch.
  • I will constantly remind myself of how happy I am, that I no longer live in a place where the humidity level is above 85% all the time.
  • Most of all, I will be happy that my mother will be able to show off her grandkids to all her people down there.

Let the perspiration begin!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

This Just In...

The Victoria Beckham haircut is slowly starting to show up in Northern Kentucky on both the suburban and rural gals.

I'm a fan of the cut, it's a little more cutting edge opposed to the standard Kentucky short cut.

Yes, I am a bored people watcher.

Oh, by the way, someone please feed Victoria.  I saw her on television and we can't have her wasting away to nothing, she's too funny.

If you happen to be reading Victoria, call me.  We'll get together for a burger and do some people watching, laughs are promised.

Three More Sleeps

Just three more sleeps until we take the airplane ride to Grandma & Grandpa's house in Louisiana.

That's how we tell dates and time here lately, by the amount of sleeps left before something happens.

I hate flying. 

I'm sweating already just thinking about it.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Open Letter To Kroger

Dear Kroger,

Your grocery store located on US 42, in Union, KY, has been getting on my nerves quite a bit lately.

The dairy cooler, where the milk is kept, stinks.  To put it lightly, it smells like ass.  Ass that has been swimming in spoiled milk.  I have brought this to the attention of a few of your employees, even Mr. Gray Flat-Top, who seems to be some sort of authority figure there.  The few times I have brought this to his attention, he assured me it would be taken care of and it hasn't.  I don't understand why every other store in the area, even the nastiest of nasty doesn't have this problem and you do.

I know I might ruffle a few feathers over there by stating I would rather purchase my milk elsewhere, until the problem is fixed, but I don't need the above mentioned man giving me the snake eyes every Tuesday morning, when me and The Little Man stop in to do some shopping.

I'm also very aware that I'm going against the normal way of life, as it was set in stone long ago, by being a man providing the primary care for our children.  With that being said, I have since stopped going through the checkout line of one certain old bag that had comments for me about my lack of experience in taking care of children.  She doesn't even know me, or my children, and not once has either child been out of control going through her line.

Yes, your man can continue to give me the snake eyes, but I'm going to wait in a longer line or until someone else comes in from smoking, to check out.  The above mentioned lady doesn't deserve the adult conversation I could engage her in and make her day a little nicer.

Don't get me wrong Kroger, besides your milk cooler smelling foul and a certain few people there, the rest of my shopping experience is fine and you are very conveniently located in my daily rounds.

I'm hoping you can address these issues so I can look forward to purchasing milk from you again and continuing to stand in line of my favorite check out lady, so she can tell me what a fine job I'm doing with my children, we can chit-chat current events, weather, or whatever and put a smile in one another's day.

Regards,

The Only Man In Your Store, With A Child, On Tuesday Mornings.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Weekend Getaway

The Lady and the children just left to go get crafty in Indianapolis and I'm heading to Louisville this afternoon with a few guys to play in my last disc golf tournament of the season.

My wife is hating me right now, but I love her and her new hairdo.  Anytime she walks in with a new hairdo, I say something stupid, that I think is complementing.

I guess , "Cool, it's got a little flippity do-da-day like Carol Brady", is not that great thing to say about ones new do?

At least I didn't say she had a school bus driver haircut.  Yes, I did say that one time.

Note to self:  You are an idiot, just smile.

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