Parent Talking Poop

For the record, there are not many things more foul smelling than the stuff that comes from our son's behind.

It stinks.  He is foul.  Two things come to mind to describe it.  P U!

So needless to say, changing his pants is way down on the list of duties that come with my job description. 

Another thing, the boy is regular like a clock.  First thing every morning, he's a ticking stink bomb.  What a way to start the day.  It gives a whole new meaning to the term, Eye Opener.

So recently, I walked into his room one morning, with a clothes pin on my nose, to get the job done.  As I removed the diaper, that in my dreams would go straight into our home's built in incinerator, I saw such a surprise.

I forgot about the two fists full of glitter The Little Man had eaten the day before, when we went to a playgroup where some of the older girls were getting crafty, making t-shirts and tote bags.

Visually it was quite a surprise, glittery!  However, those fancy sparkles didn't help the smell one bit.

Comments

[Aunt Becky]

I can affirm the Little Man's stinky nature in the morning, but glitter. Glittery poop, that's an Oxymoron if I ever heard one!

[Greg Barbera]

ah! love those poo surprises.

one time a few years back my boys went to a birthday party and ate cupcakes with dark blue icing.

my youngest was still in diapers at the time and his poo turned lime green. i was on the prowl for empty fingerpaint bottles.

until his older bro excalim from the hopper a hour later: "Dad! look at my poo. it's green!"

gotta love food dye...