This was just overheard at a local supermarket where soft drinks are on sale.
Nana- We'll get two twelve packs of diet, two twelve packs of orange, and two twelve packs of regular for you kids.
Young Man- Nana, you don't like the regular?
Nana- I can't drink the regular, because it sticks to Nana's butt to much.
Young Man- You mean like your poo-poo?
Nana- .....silent embarrassment......

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